Game of Thrones : le rap de Jon Snow

Jon Snow rappe sur sa conversion en sauvageon et sa relation avec Ygritte. Un duo sensationnel entre Ygritte et Jon avec un guest-star surprise dans cette parodie de Game of Thrones.

Jon Snow, à ses heures perdues est un rappeur. Personne ne le savait, mais c’est ce qui est révélée dans la vidéo ci-dessous. Et il rappe à propos de quoi ce brave Jon ? De sa conversion en widling et de ses sentiments envers Ygritte, qui sont tout sauf très purs. Pour un puceau, Jon a un vocabulaire assez coloré. Et ses avances sont loin d’être romantiques. Par exemple, il promet qu’il ne possède pas d’épée, mais juste très heureux de voir Ygritte. Et cette dernière n’a pas l’air contre, puisqu’elle proclame vouloir coucher sous le tapis avec Jon. Et ces deux là sont interrompus par une invitée surprise, plutôt obsédée par des animaux volants et la domination du monde.

Cette vidéo et chanson, parodique bien entendu, a été composée par le groupe comique TheElectricPancakes. Les paroles sont une création de Brian White. Dans les rôles de Ygritte et Jon Snow,  Lauren Peirce ( et Julie Pajuheshfar  au chant) et Brian White. Pour les paroles, c’est après la vidéo.

Game of Thrones : le rap de Jon Snow

Paroles

[Ygritte]
Hey, I heard you were a wildling.
Ooooh.
But here in the North, we bow to no king,
And we hate the crows like you.
You’ve never been with a girl
Have you?
Hey, I heard you like the wildlings.
Ooooh.

[Jon Snow]
I was a steward, had to be ranger.
Had to get out, put myself in danger.
No cloak-changer, but to these wildlings
I’m no stranger, stranger, stranger.
We went out one night,
Got into a fight,
Couldn’t kill her right, though
Tricked me, like whoa
Knew to strike low
Escaped me, although
I caught her below
We’re lost in the snow
Oooooh man.
Yeah she’s a cutie,
One look of that booty,
Made me a huge fan.
But since I took the Black, now I can’t even jack with a ‘Half-hand!’
Too soon for these jokes?
Just trying to blend in with the free folks.
Never balk, answer everything asked to me.
Question: Does the rug match the tapestry?

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

[Jon Snow]
I’m a wildling now, trust me, I speak true
No sword at my hip,Just happy to see you.
Make sure she applauds good.
After I let her see my Godswood.
She asked for it, so I owe her sex.
I’m no Lannister, but I pay my debts.
Wait, didn’t she call my balls, « stones »
Virgin, but I wanna be the Lord of Bones
I’m a Virgin, but wanna be the Lord of Bones!
Pulled out my sword, and let down my guard.
Valerian steel gets extra hard
You know nothing, in the dark she breathed
I prefer your Longclaw unsheathed.
In the snow and sweat With Ygritte.
Kissed by fire?You ain’t seen nothing yet!
Forget my past, I want this to last
Call me Winter, ’cause I’m coming fast.

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

[Ygritte]
I am a Wilding, a free woman.
You killed the Halfhand, so now you’re in.
I am a Wilding, tame me now.
You’re my Direwolf and I’ll make you howl!

[Daenerys Targaryen]
Unburnt, but I’m fire on a mic stand.
ever since Drogo rode to the Nightlands.
My plan for world domination
Needs a ship but no vacation.
Impatient. Now you’ve been forewarned.
I’m the Khaleesi, wild and Stormborn
Call me MODILF, that’s what’s up!
I’m the Mother of Dragons that You’d Like to (WHOO!)

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

Source : Geeksaresexy /Crédits Image : @pancakeelectric

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